That sounds as philosophical as one of my less coherent posts.
I figure if a noob acts in an adult way, reading more than posting, learning more than telling us what WE should be doing, they don't need a Mall-Cruiser tag in their face. If they act like a Mall Cruiser they'll be told quite quickly what the culture is, if they didn't absorb a clue when they first arrived.
Heck, we could apply an informational tag to anybody who fits the profile:
Mall Cruiser.
Fone-Speek Texting Shorthander.
Former Show & Shine enthusiast who hasn't given up all their wax and polish yet.