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Zombiekiller puts on a lift

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by bdp1978 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:09 pm

Zombie spikes, hell yeah.

Maybe something like this welded onto the front guards :idea:

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by fishsticks » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:15 pm

Wow it's still going!
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by Hatchet669 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:16 pm

it must be something in the water over there...
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by OregTrailBlazin » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:31 pm

Gotta give the guy a chance, he could still say something as epic as the "Hootus" guy :gimp: .. Could be a new internet phenomenon starting on ORTB..
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by Blackout » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:32 pm

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I don't need all that crap. That sticker alone adds +700 damage to undead beings of any type. It also adds 60 horsepower too. Finally dug out my camera so I should be starting a build thread soon...finally.
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by JoeyT » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:59 pm

while we're at it, why not add these for a quick get away going through all the dead zombie body parts
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by HARDTRAILZ » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:44 pm

Definitely needs a twinkie.
I hate to advocate weird chemicals, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone...but
they've always worked for me.
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by SpecialEh » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:03 pm

OregTrailBlazin wrote: :Iagree: I don't know if it could even get up to 3 before he destroys that radiator. He has enough money to spend at AutoZone, so he should be able to send mike a check, assuming he's got a checking account.. Scratch that.. Money order.. Anyways, I'm sure he can put a few spikes on it too, so the zombies stick, to make sure you grind them up thoroughly before they spit out the back.

On a Serious note, we need people like this when the Zombie Apocalypse happens. Who else are we going to harvest the valuable (vehical) parts from!?! There are Sheep, and there are SheepDogs, the world needs both!!


Can you use your access card or welfare check to send a money order?

And that is assuming that there are any valuable parts on that vehicle.
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by MrSmithsTB » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:08 pm

HARDTRAILZ wrote:Definitely needs a twinkie.

:lol:

Wow, working really does interfere with things. I can't believe I have failed to post here. That ride is rad! I have to thank you, as I have been wondering what direction to take my TB in to make it zombie ready. I now know that the clearance bin at my local Advance has everything I need. I just picked up some flashlights to tape to the hood, a dust-buster to add onto the intake(for more hp), and don't forget the tie-die seat covers. Everyone knows zombies don't eat hippies!!!
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by Hatchet669 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:45 pm

wonder if he owns this car to...

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to far to soon?
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by zombiekiller » Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:43 am

It was either the winshield wiped fluid box or the turbo.... I went wit the turbo... jealousy kills it!
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by That1Guy » Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:46 am

zombiekiller wrote:It was either the winshield wiped fluid box or the turbo.... I went wit the turbo... jealousy kills it!

WTF are you talking about man?? Lets see pics of this so called turbo. Or is it those ugly torpedo looking things hanging from the back?? Or are those actual torpedos??

Serious question though. How much crack do you go through in one day??
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by zombiekiller » Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:57 am

2012 zombie killing edition... you will all be zombies by then.....Image
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by Zero » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:19 am

Seeing how Ive done a few zombie films in my day....I think Ill do just fine...where as u my friend will be the guy driving down the street with his make shift piece of crap home made escape vehicle that falls apart like a childs poorly assembled lego "masterpiece" . :poke:

And I agree with the post above yours....how much crack do you smoke a day???? maybe u shouldnt smoke while playing call of duty black ops zombie levels..... :coffee:
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by zombiekiller » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:20 am

Whooooooshhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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by zombiekiller » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:21 am

Zero wrote:Seeing how Ive done a few zombie films in my day....I think Ill do just fine...where as u my friend will be the guy driving down the street with his make shift piece of crap home made escape vehicle that falls apart like a childs poorly assembled lego "masterpiece" . :poke:

And I agree with the post above yours....how much crack do you smoke a day???? maybe u shouldnt smoke while playing call of duty black ops zombie levels..... :coffee:

There a real world out there ... u guys need to seriously get a life!!!!!
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by SteveTB03 » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:36 am

Im diggin the Look of his TB :cheers: not so much on the air ducts though, other than that nice tb.
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by bdp1978 » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:54 am

SteveTB03 wrote:Im diggin the Look of his TB :cheers: not so much on the air ducts though, other than that nice tb.



Funny thing is I thought the same thing, I kinda dig the flat black and silver combo.

Either way this thread has been a winner.
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by fishsticks » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:31 am

:Iagree:


Some of you guys need to lighten up. So the guy occasionally licks the school bus windows... who cares? This has been some funny shit. :lol:

Besides the first time he goes wheeling in the woods a tree limb will pull all that shit off...
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by Trail X » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:43 am

Mr. Zombiekiller,

Aside from the jabs (which I'm sure you knew would precede you based upon your responses), there have been some serious questions raised in this thread.

I think everyone would love to see the turbo setup, and we'd also like to see the details of your spare tire mount.

What are your "offroad" goals? Remember this is offroadtb.com, not zombietb.com. I'd love to see the truck off road!
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